I Love Rachel Ray

Hello everyone-

Let me start you by giving you a disclaimer. What you read in my blog may not really be pleasant, but I can tell you stuff you may think but you’re afraid to speak up. If your beliefs are align with mine, then I hope you enjoy it. If you do not, I hope you enjoy hating it as well. Below is a dialog quoted from “Private Parts” – Howard Stern’s autobiographical movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119951/

Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for – are you ready for this? – an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? “I want to see what he’ll say next.”
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But… if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? “I want to see what he’ll say next.”

So fuck people who hate Rachel Ray. I love her. Just like many of us boys, we’re all thinking while she’s yappin’ and giggling on her shows: “I know how to shut her up…I just stick my&^%$” in her mouth.

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