Joan of Arse

There is this woman I’ve been indirectly stalking for many many years (ur, 8 years?) she happened to work for my client’s company and when she filled out her account profile, she put her website on it: www.joanofarse.com. Being that it was 8 years ago, before all the social networking, twitter, facebook, etc.etc.etc., her website was revolutionary…with bad taste. Not only the language was bad, the first thing you saw was her posing with a lovely black dress (short skirt) on, pulling up her skirt a little and show her lovely ass-crack. She was darn proud of it. “Crackelicious.”

Anyway, with a simple website name like joanofarse, I, from time to time, pulled it up when I was either bored or way too stressed out to get any work done. So, I pulled up her site again last week for the first time in many years–gone were her old clunking car (the last one, the gastly redish Saab is shown at the bottom of her page “the bad tomato” or something like that, after her Fish (her other car) died., other stuff on it, and it was glammed up, that she is now modeling.

I was happy to see it and to be in touch with Joan of Arse after so many years.

All this stuff about Carrie Prejean…

Below is the exchange between Perez Hilton and Carrie Prejean (ok, if you’ve been living under a rock, take a look at:

http://tv.popcrunch.com/miss-california-carrie-prejean-loses-miss-usa-2009-due-to-gay-marriage-answer-video/

PEREZ: Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?

CARRIE: I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anyone out there but that’s how I was raised and that’s how I think it should be between a man and a woman.

She later says:UPDATE 10p: Carrie tells Fox News: “This happened for a reason. By having to answer that question in front of a national audience, God was testing my character and faith. I’m glad I stayed true to myself.”

First of all…I don’t think people “choose” between same sex or opposite sex marriage. I don’t think about, “hmmm…do I want to get married to a guy, or a woman?”

Below is a great West Wing bit, dealing with same sex marriage and religion. You know…religion is supposed to help people, it is a tool. I don’t tell you that my hammer is better than yours, and my hammer works for me and may not work for you. Also, referencing what’s written on a very old book is not a good idea. On one hand, you may interpret the sections of the Bible either literally or as a concept–such as God created the world in 7days.. I’ve watched a preacher who said “well, 7 days is not a literal time period, so not reay 24hours times 7.” If this is the case, “marriage between a man and a woman” can also be interpreted as one person taking more of a fatherly role and the other motherly role?

West Wing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhGk6eF65Fo

I don’t know what the most neutral way this poor girl could have answered this question of same sex marriage, but I’m sorry to say, she just appeared unintelligent, that’s all.

I wish we can all co-exist without hatred and prejudice. If two people are happy together and commited to declare their relationship as a married couple, what is wrong with it? same sex or opposite sex, sometimes the relationship works, and sometimes it does not. What is “traditional marriage” look like? Michael Jackson and Pricilla Presley? Britney Spears and K-Fed?

Porn Subscription Study…and the Winner is… Utah!

Is it hilarious that the state of Utah has the highest consumption rate of the Internet Porn?

Here is the Harvard Research Paper.

http://people.hbs.edu/bedelman/papers/redlightstates.pdf

Trip to Berkeley

OK– so the other day, I was hanging out in Berkeley, my old stomping ground, um…twenty years ago. As I was walking down Telegraph, I could not help myself but to stare at all the chicks-yes it was a scorching hot early Spring day and all, but these chicks not only have any fashion sense, they’re wearing outfits like 12-year olds! You know, those fucked up “Juicy” sweatpants (girls, why would you wear anything that says “juicy” right on your butt?), cheap plastic sandals, chartreuse colored (looks like the color of your snot as you recover from a flu) tanktop and various awful tattoos (girls, when you are 50, everyone around you will laugh at you for all the shribbled up skin blotches.)?

The most fucked up part was that here I am, close to turning 46, looking at these 20-year olds and having a moment of  “To Catch a Predator” show when a child molester shows up at a decoy’s house with a six-pack of cheap beer, and then sit at the kitchen counter buck naked…THAT guy…I’m feeling like him, even though these girls are old enough to look at. I had to quickly bail, but only after I had a nice cream-puff from Beard Papa (you ‘ve got to try it, especially after you really get stoned!)

Death of Rachel Ray Sux Site

Death of Rachel Ray sucks!

Just as I was saying about how Howard Stern haters listened to him  about one hour more than the Stern fans (a whopping 2 1/2 hours/day!), people who hate Rachel Ray watch her incessantly to be able to criticize her for everything. I’m glad the site is dead and this Misty chick decided to call it quits. If you don’t like her, then DON’T WATCH HER and do other shit, like hang out with your Amish buddies or something.

Site http://www.rrsux.com/

“02/04/2009

End of an Era

After nearly six years of bashing Rachael Ray, RRSux.com has decided to shut its virtual doors.  The “Rachael Ray Sucks” site was once a very active community with almost 2,000 members and was mentioned in articles in Newsweek, New York Times Magazine, USA Today, New York Daily News, and many others.  RRSux.com was also mentioned in Rachael Ray’s episode of E! True Hollywood Story, which still airs occasionally on both E! and the Style Network.

First of all, as the former moderator of RRSux, I want to clear the air about why the community is no longer online.  Contrary to popular belief, Rachael Ray had nothing to do with my decision to delete “Rachael Ray Sucks.”  Many things can be said about Rachael Ray, but she has always been a good sport when it comes to her detractors and she never tried to interfere with the site.  Some people have accused me of being “paid-off” by Rachael Ray, but that is not the case at all.

I am still not a Rachael Ray fan.  I find the woman to be extremely annoying and overexposed, but now I choose to just change the channel.  I’ve become a much happier person now that I no longer dwell on someone who irritates the shit out of me.  Life is too short to be so negative and mean-spirited.  Besides, in this crappy economy, the last thing on my mind is Rachael Ray.

Thanks to everyone who enjoyed the community.

-Misty”

I Love Rachel Ray

Hello everyone-

Let me start you by giving you a disclaimer. What you read in my blog may not really be pleasant, but I can tell you stuff you may think but you’re afraid to speak up. If your beliefs are align with mine, then I hope you enjoy it. If you do not, I hope you enjoy hating it as well. Below is a dialog quoted from “Private Parts” – Howard Stern’s autobiographical movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119951/

Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for – are you ready for this? – an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? “I want to see what he’ll say next.”
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But… if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? “I want to see what he’ll say next.”

So fuck people who hate Rachel Ray. I love her. Just like many of us boys, we’re all thinking while she’s yappin’ and giggling on her shows: “I know how to shut her up…I just stick my&^%$” in her mouth.